When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. — Futurama

Great, wonderful. I know it’s a fictional being, but it’s just peachy to know Slenderman was first created on my birthday.

iamjayse:

Troy Shaves His Face (x)

Troy Wagner (x)

  • Boyfriend: Little known fact: the early success of the beatles with such love-inspired songs as, "All you need is love" can be attributed to Dumbledore magic attempt to subconsciously give Harry the tools to beat Voldemort.
  • Boyfriend: Unfortunately for Dumbledore, like so many of his generation, Harry was primarily listening to the Spice Girls, Chumbuwumba, and Smash Mouth before the Battle of Hogwarts
  • Boyfriend: That's a pottermore fact I hear

Things that kind of suck

Sweeping crumbs off your jeans, but accidentally smacking your testicles instead.

I find it interesting when people don’t do something I can see makes them happy each time they do it. What is it that keeps people from wanting to be happy when it’s within their grasp?